Grocery List

I went to the store yesterday. Check out all the cool things I bought:

  • Apples

  • Butterscotch candies, 1,200-ct.

  • Cactus paddles

  • Durian

  • Elf cookies (?)

  • Fruit, general

  • German cereal (muesli)

  • Hungry Lad (the Hungry Man junior meal)

  • I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter!

  • Juice

  • KEEBLER! That’s what the elf cookies are called! Ugh, that was making me crazy.

  • Legumes, various

  • Muesli (German cereal)

  • Not human flesh!

  • Octopus beaks

  • Peanut brittle

  • Quick-Rise Yeast

  • Really Quick-Rise Yeast

  • Super Quick-Rise Yeast

  • The Quickest Yeast in Town

  • Unbelievably Quick Yeast!

  • Very, Very Quick Yeast

  • Wow! Yeast So Quick!

  • X-TREMELY QUICK-RISE YEAST

  • Yams

  • Zis Yeast! She Is…How You Say…So Queeck!