Carrie Muller

View Original

Other Things of Which to Beware in March

  • Cyanide

  • Pesticides

  • Triglycerides

  • Well-meant chides

  • Backslides

  • Landslides

  • Water slides

  • Mud slides

  • Rock slides

  • Tanned hides

  • Honeyguides

  • Double wides

  • Noontide

  • Eventide

  • Springtide

  • Tide™

  • Carbon monoxide

  • Running poolside

  • Free rides

  • Tour guides

  • Saccharides

  • Picking sides

  • Loans denied

  • The Great Divide

  • Overrides

  • Undersides

  • Snakes that hide

  • Woes betide

  • Never feeling satisfied

  • Lion prides

  • Guys named Clyde

  • Homicides

  • Mountainsides

  • Corpse brides

  • Clumsy spies

  • Phenylthiocarbamides

  • Heavy sighs

  • Plaintive cries

  • How tightly your shoes are tied

  • A poor disguise

  • Hungry eyes

  • Thunder thighs

  • Words to the wise

  • Berry pies

  • Formaldehyde

  • Your closet, and the noise inside

  • Cloudy skies

  • Rising tides

  • Carnival rides

  • Things implied

  • Girls who lied

  • Potatoes, fried

  • That new restaurant you tried

  • Plus The Dude, who still abides

  • And, obviously, tyrannicide.

I think that’s everything, but keep an eye out just in case. And take care today, friends.

Take…care.