Welcome, friends!
Carrie is your Friendly Neighborhood Author Person who writes wholesome, wry, whimsical stories about the many horrors of human interaction. She tries pretty hard to be funny, so if you could give her a light punch on the arm the next time you see her and say, "Way to go, champ!" it would really do wonders for her self-esteem.
Have a look around, see what Carrie's been working on, read about her latest embarrassing incidents in the blog, and maybe drop her a note on your way out.